Masturbation Monday

Cum: Sexual Bacon!

Bits of bacon are like the fairy dust of the food community. “you don’t want this baked potato,” bbbrrriinnnggg! it’s now your favorite part of the meal. “not interested in a salad?” bippady boppidy bacon! Just turned it into an entre! You know the only bad part about bacon is it makes you thirsty… for […]

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