Campfire Tales #1: The Legend of Bigdick the Sexsquatch!

It is said when you get naked and aroused in the Happy Jack Chalk Mine

During the light of a full moon…

And chant the magic words: “Rock chalk! Big cock! Fuck You!”

You will transform into a Bigdick Sexsquatch and rampage throughout the lands, slaying poon as an eight foot tall man beast with a big, big dick!

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