In light of the recent backlash of our dropping of “Mr.” for our line of Potato Head toys, we at Hasbro are happy to announce a new addition to the Potato Head family specifically for grown-ass adults with a fetish for authoritarianism threatened by the gender identity of an inanimate plastic potato: Mr. Dicktater™!
*Mustache and traditional family values sold separately


Truly brilliant! Surprisingly appealing! Predictably unpredictable! Definitely humorous!
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Just seeing if I can out-ridickulous this nonsense!
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I wish you could see the smile this post brought to my face! Fabulous as always NPE. 😊
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That pose of you put a huge smile on my face! Brilliant 🙂
~ Marie
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This may be one of your best. I knew in an instant who the author of this piece was as soon as I saw the little thumbnail preview.
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aw, thanks, the dick tater joke was one I heard all the way back in high school. Coming in handy!
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