Boba Fettish: Bounty Hunt for Jabba the Slut

Greef Karga: Got a bounty for you, Boba Fettish. Looks like another of Jabba the Slut’s toys got sick of the buggering and decided to bugger off into the Dune Sea.

Boba Fettish: Good for him, let the poor bastard go.

Greef Karga: Look I don’t much like it either, but if you want your ship to fly again you need credits and the Slut pays.

Boba Fettish: *sigh* all right, I’m on it.

Boba Fettish: Target tracked to a small cave in the Dune Sea. You in there…Fluffy?

Don’t resist and I don’t shoot. Stang, “Fluffy,” maybe I should just shoot the poor bastard.

Sith spawn! I knew you had some balls for defying Jabba the Slut, but I didn’t think I’d be seeing them!

Sigh, all right you poor bastard, two for the wrists, one for the choobie! You know the drill.

Once we get back to the palace, we’ll be the cock of the walk! Heh heh. Sorry.

Wicked Wednesday

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