Buster Nutt’s Blow Me…Up Fireworks Shack!

Hey! It’s Buster Nutt here and it’s the 4th of July! And you know what that means: it’s time to go bang!

Every girl and guy…

Keep coming to Blow Me…Up Fireworks Shack!

‘Cause I’ve got the biggest…selection around!

From Pocket Rockets to Cherry Poppers, Black Snake Moaners and Heat Seeking Moisture Missiles!

And all of our fireworks are 100% non-toxic, non-GMO, free-range, organic and au naturale!

That’s right, folks! 100% guaranteed to be safe!


I got the idea for this on the 4th watching an surprisingly impressive fireworks display with the Lovely Braindrops! So it’s thrown together on the fly, but I think it turned out well enough. I wanted to get it posted this weekend.


  1. LovelyBraindrops

    So far I’ve only gotten to read what you wrote (at work, bummer!), but I’m already laughing!

    Did you know, when reading quickly, ‘organic’ looks a lot like ‘orgasmic’…. or is it just me?! Cannot wait to watch the clip!

    Liked by 1 person

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