Hey! It’s Buster Nutt here and it’s the 4th of July! And you know what that means: it’s time to go bang!
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I got the idea for this on the 4th watching an surprisingly impressive fireworks display with the Lovely Braindrops! So it’s thrown together on the fly, but I think it turned out well enough. I wanted to get it posted this weekend.