Thanks to Lovely Braindrops for some choice “phrasing” for this fun scene I put together! This is about a mile in on the Peckerneck Trail, the site of my very first post on this blog! This area was hit hard by the flood last year as it’s on the shore of the reservoir that overflowed it’s normal boundaries. Consequently, this is the first time I was able to make it out to the site.
Unfortunately, the trail has seen little maintenance and was quite overgrown, but I managed to blaze my way through to this mock mine. It was invented as a way to donate to the trail project as donors would “own a stake in Peckerneck Mine.”
Clever idea that also turns into a photo op along the trail. I wonder if anybody else had a erm, similar type of photo op as me, erm, I mean Larry and Gary? BTW this is what I normally garb myself in while running, probably not what you’d expect from NPE, but the sun burns and the ticks bite!
Larry: “Alright! We found the place, Gary!”

Larry: “Aren’t you coming up?”
Gary: “Uh. Yeah. Just a little nervous about the ‘dress code’ part. Remind me again why we’re required to have our peckers hanging out?”

Larry: “It’s called PECKERneck Mine for a reason, Gary! Naturist land, we always want to show maximum respect to our clients!”
Gary: “Well, what if somebody shows up?”
Larry: “Don’t worry my friend, it’s not like they haven’t seen a man’s pecker before! Look, I’ll strip down first, okay?”

Larry: “See! Naked as a mine canary! No big deal, Gar! Two thumbs up!”
Gary: “What does that even mean? Sigh, okay, okay.”

Larry: “That’s the spirit! Now let’s thoroughly inspect this shaft. Need to have a nice, strong shaft to really penetrate deep down a hole!”
Gary: “Ugh, phrasing, Larry!”

Larry: “What a long, thick, solid shaft! And those beautiful veins…of ore! Excellent!“

Gary: “I agree, Larry, this shaft is ready to be worked and worked hard!”

Larry: “You said it, Gar! I get excited just thinking of the huge loads that will come out of this shaft!”
YOU HAVE A WAY WITH WORDS THAT IS QUITE EROTIC, NOT STRAIGHT, NOT GAY JUST EXCITING.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks, Ray, though I can’t take full credit for this!
LikeLike
🤣🤣🤣 You’re the funniest blogger on WordPress, I swear. And among the most well-hung, I’d say. Shaft Inspector at Peckerneck Mine… lordamercy. Love it.
LikeLiked by 1 person
😳 Aw, that makes me feel warm and fuzzy! TBH I’ve had this idea in my head the whole year I first found out about this neat little place!
LikeLike
And now you made your little dream a reality… kudos! It would be fun to plan a road trip around visiting places with erotic names 🤣🤣🤣
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’m always on the look-out!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Eh-hem… safety audit fail. Sorry fellas, gotta call in the safety and quality inspector. She’ll be checking your gear.
Gary: but…
Yes, she’ll be checking that too. I think it’ll pass.
Larry: what gear?!?!
Just show up ready for a shaft inspection Larry.
Larry: when?
It’s a surprise inspection, but I expect you two to rise to the occasion.
Inspector: hey fellas! Surprise! Just let me gather my measuring equipment and we’ll get started!
Gary and Larry: MEASURING?!
Inspector: 🤣
LikeLiked by 2 people
Oh no, I hope a detailed report won’t end up on the internet for poor Larry and Gary! That would be terrible! 😉
LikeLike
Just in the Peckerneck Naturist monthly meeting minutes, under New-d Business.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Scandalous water cooler talk in the office!
LikeLike
I just report the bare facts!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ha nice!
LikeLike
As a quality inspector I fully approve this posting! PASS! Ah, the things I dream of inspecting!
Absolutely LOVE this!! Best pics of that fabulous behind of yours yet!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh wow, maybe I should work my glutes more!
LikeLike
I’d be glad to inspect your progress!
LikeLiked by 1 person
😳
LikeLike
Another legendary outing for NPE. But, what a crybaby, haven’t you heard of sunblock, and you could also carry a tickswatter.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Clearly I need to use sunblock on my face, but for how long I’m out running, sunblock wears off and gets expensive! TBH Sleeves and pants are also useful for running through brush. I have stuff from companies that claim cooling effects, but with the humidity around here, they don’t help much with evaporation, but they aren’t much hotter than no sleeves.
LikeLike
Your posts are the most creative and I look forward to every one!! You are brilliant!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
thanks so much!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Your excursions always make me giggle and feel happy and free … and this one is just brilliant as always !!!
Loving it !!!
Xxx – K
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks!
LikeLike
I always love to see what you’ve posted and you never disappoint. Funny and fabulous xx
LikeLiked by 1 person
thanks so much!
LikeLike
Lol! So many filthy jokes! Interesting name for a mine too….!
LikeLiked by 1 person
It seemed only appropriate in this case! Glad you liked it!
LikeLike
So many fabulous shaft jokes. You gave me a must needed smile today
Molly
LikeLiked by 1 person
Glad to hear that
LikeLike
You always make me giggle, these are brilliant!
LikeLiked by 1 person
thanks!
LikeLike
And a good time had by all!
And pleased to find the Peckerneck Mine isn’t quite worked out.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hehe, that made me giggle, great story added to the pictures, that was a fun read! Also, what a fantastic spot to take pictures!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Glad you liked it
LikeLiked by 1 person
Your photos often make me giggle. What a series!
Missy x
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks!
LikeLike
Brilliant as always ❤ Your playful images always make me smile x
LikeLiked by 1 person