Dick Dash!

A Portland, Oregon strip club shut down due to the coronavirus has launched Boober Eats to support its dancers! So I am excited to announce my own food delivery side hustle: Dick Dash!

Did somebody order a footlong?

Still some kinks to work out, ahem. Had a slight wardrobe malfunction when my balls started falling out of my mankini. Don’t you hate when that happens?

Sinful Sunday
Lingerie is for everyone

16 Comments

  1. LovelyBraindrops

    I laughed sooo hard at this!!! As a very frequent user of delivery services I’ve often opened the door wishing for something just like this … I’m going to see this in my mind every time the doorbell rings from now on!!!

    … yes, I ordered a footlong, so, put the food on the counter. It’s probably going to be cold by the time I’ve finished tipping you!

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