Nobody’s real, but they’re willing to let you knowPowerman 5000
This started as a fun post about 3FA and biometrics with Dickometrics, a company using software similar to facial recognition but using the penis instead of the face. It has been shown one can use the tip of a penis instead of a fingerprint to unlock an iPhone.
I didn’t plan this post out ahead of time like usual, so I just used my GoPro to take a dick pic of a dick pic on my phone (Inception!) in my (messy) room.
Then there is the infamous scene from Porky’s where Nancy Parsons’ Balbricker wants to put five boys in a tallywacker line-up. Not completely without precedent as explained in Today I Found Out’s That Time Women Could Divorce Their Husbands By Having Intercourse in Court!
Then I went to post it and saw the conservative Christian paraphernalia still on my wall. In some ways, my post I Am…Hidden is my favorite. That was posted in October of last year. It’s almost October again. And I am still hidden. So am I authentic? Am I real?
The prompt definition states authentic to mean: representing one’s true nature or beliefs. Am I doing so? Clearly not. I am not real.
The art of Jesus has been on my wall so long I often forget it’s there, but not always. And honestly I’d keep it up even if I were not hidden. Why? Because nobody’s real. No, no, I’m not going to get into that kind of religious debate (religion does not equal faith or belief in god, it is dogma, a memeplex)! I just mean walk into any church in the USA and you’ll see a similar representation of Jesus as blatantly Caucasian: a white person of European origin. Jesus was not a white person of European origin!
That is why I’d keep the picture up: a reminder that nobody’s real.
But critically, something has changed since last October. I am no longer hidden to one person: Lovely Braindrops! She is in a similar position. I find it both frustrating and fantastic that she is partially blind yet can see so much more clearly than most other people. So I’m grateful again to this blogging community and Lovely Braindrops that, while I’m not real, I’m willing to let YOU know!