When I saw the “Willy” under the bridge, I had to show mine and pervert this nursery rhyme!
Once upon a time there were three Willy Scrotes, who were to go to the park and make their dicks go fap, and all three were in the buff!
On the way up was a bridge over a cascading stream they had to cross; and under the bridge lived the Cum Slut Nicole, with tits as big as melons, and a cunt many men had dealt in.
So first of all wanked the youngest Willy Scrote In-the-Buff under the bridge.
“Fap, fip, fap, fip!” went the Willy.
“Who’s that fapping under my bridge?” cat-called Nicole.
“Oh, it is only I, the tiniest Willy Scrote In-the-Buff, and I’m going up to the park to make my dick fap,” said the Willy Scrote, with such a small willy.
“Now, I’m going to gobble your cum right up!” said Nicole.
“Oh, no! pray don’t blow me. I’m too little, that I am,” said the Willy Scrote . “Wait a bit till the second Willy Scrote In-the-Buff cums. He’s much bigger.”
“Well, be off with you,” said Nicole.
A little while after wanked the second Willy Scrote In-the-Buff under the bridge.
“Fap, fip, fap, fip!” went the Willy.
“Who’s that fapping under my bridge?” roared Nicole.
“Oh, it’s the second Willy Scrote In-the-Buff, and I’m going up to the park to make my dick fap,” said the Willy Scrote, who hadn’t such a small willy.
“Now I’m going to gobble your cum right up!” said Nicole.
“Oh, no! Don’t take me. Wait a little till the big Willy Scrote In-the-Buff cums. He’s much bigger.”
“Very well! Get off with you!” said Nicole.
But just then wanked the big Willy Scrote In-the-Buff.
“FAP, FIP, FAP, FIP!” went the Willy, for the Willy Scrote was so girthy that the bridge creaked and groaned around him.
“Who’s that fapping under my bridge?” roared Nicole.
“It’s I! The big Willy Scrote In-the-Buff!” said the Willy Scrote, who had a seductive voice of his own.
“Now I’m going to gobble your cum right up!” roared Nicole.
Well cum along! I’ve got a willy the size of two spears and I’ll seal your eyelid shut or it’s 50 quid! I’ve got besides two big full balls and I’ll cum on your bits, body, and cones!
That was what the big Willy Scrote said. And then his cum flew at Nicole, and sealed her eyelids, and covered her bits, body and cones, and his cum was like a cascade! And after that he went up to the park. There the Willy Scrotes’ dicks went fap so much they were scarcely able to walk home again. And if the fapping hasn’t satisfied them, why, they’re still fapping; and so,
Fap, fip, fap.
This tale’s told out.
this made me smile 😊🖤
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Hilarious, and so creative!
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Haha, that put a smile on my face, excellent work.
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That was hilarious 👍👍👍
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Haha, fantastic!
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Very funny tale – great images too
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So funny, and so creattive!
Rebel xox
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Such a playful post x
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Such a clever image xx
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Fabulous, fabulous . . . always clever, always creative . . . and always brings a huge smile to my face.
Just wonderful !!!
Xxx – K
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Ha! What an amusing take on an old tale.
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This made me giggle.
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Oh I needed that chuckle, thank you!
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I always enjoy your entries. They always make me smile.
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That means a lot coming from you!
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This is such a brilliant take on the prompt. I really enjoyed it!
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