I’m late! National Orgasm Day was July 31st (except in United Kingdom, Australia, United States, and Canada on May 18). I made a quick change of plans to see a Weird Al Yankovic concert (so I did have a nerdgasm!) But this article says it can be extended through the week! Why not?
So for summer, I’m making a daily entry update to this post of all cumming-related pics I’ve collected this past year! Don’t worry, only the first day contains that kind of cumming!
Day 1: July 31, National Orgasm Day!
I found this sign along a seldom-traveled road in Nebraska announcing that I was entering Cuming County!
CAUTION! Explicit content ahead! ONLY for National Orgasm Day!
Male Childhood lesson: Don’t pee into the wind.
Male Adult lesson: don’t cum into the wind either! š
There is a saying: “When in Rome, do as the Romans do.” So…when in Cuming County…
Day 2: August 1st
In the most titular town of Cumming, IA is the Cumming Tap!
Day 3: August 2nd
Just a quick flash, coast was clear in front then a car pulled into the intersection. Good thing I covered my butt, literally!
Day 4: August 3rd
This place reminded me of my very favorite piece of erotica from The Pink Seam: Drive-Thru Dalliance, simply awesome! Unfortunately, no hot brunette’s mouth to pump Kum into, just pumped some gas into my tank to go š¦
Day 5: August 4th
Outside the site of an old cemetery for the ghost town of Cuming City, NE, since relocated. I ain’t afraid of no ghosts! I hear it likes the girls! Besides I’m wearing my came-oflage and I’ll snipe them with some plasma!
Day 6: August 5th
I wonder what the people of Cuming Street are up to tonight?
Day 7: August 6th
Cuming City Nature Preserve, blending in!
I can only imagine all the jokes in Cumming š
Rebel xox
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Omg! Weird Al is kind of a genius. He can rock an accordion!
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And nice… ummm… photos… hehehe! The answer, my friend, is cumming in the wind… apparently. š¦š¦š¦
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Very nice! š
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Yeah and he’s still got it!
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How do you manage to find these oddly named towns?! Lovely action shot at the into. Do you use a camera remote or something? I hope you didn’t rely on a 10-second timer. Haha! Oh, and thanks for the story mention, btw!
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Oh thanks! š³ I do lots of searching Google Maps around races I’m interested in. I just set my phone camera for continuous exposures. I do love, love that story!
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What a fun post! I was expecting one or two cum puns but that little town gave you so much to work with!
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Ha! Brilliant.
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Nice! This makes me want to go on a trip and take sexy pictures in different towns with dirty names.
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Oh NPE . . . this is absolutely BRILLIANT . . . I just love, Love, LOVE these “action” photos !!!
Just wonderful . . . you had me giggling . . . and gasping . . . as each new photo appeared.
Brilliant, fun . . . just wonderful.
I’ve never been to Nebraska . . . but perhaps I should !!!
Xxx – K
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Wow, thank you so much Modesty! Means a lot coming from the Queen of outdoor nudes!
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This is absolutely hilarious and reminds me of the Amish town in PA that I used to own a t-shirt of that is called Intercourse
Mollyx
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š that could make for an interesting scavenger hunt!
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Ha! Brilliant.
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Thanks!
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