“Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?”
Robert looked askance at Stacy while trying out ties in the closet. “Stace we have to meet my parents for dinner in half an hour!”
“Ugh, okay. But the blue shirt isn’t right, it would look better on the bedroom floor.”
“Your pants, they really bother me. Take them off!”
With a bemused sigh, Robert reached into his trousers for a long, hard treat. “Stacey, eat a Prickers.
“Because you’re not you when you’re horngry!”
Wicked Wednesday #357