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Dude I got some f*&#ing banana bread at a race today dude? Hell yeah.
My mom told me if I train hard for things, like, good things will happen to me dude and f*&#ing I ran hard that day for a PR and rang the bell
and i got some banana bread at a marathon today dude? Hell yeah. So it just goes to show that training for things is, like, worth it.
But there’s a lot of bad things in this world, dude. Like f*&#ing cramps, dude? Hell no. Drinking Gatorade, but you’re STILL f*&#ing THIRSTY dude?! HELL no.
F*&#ing PANTS, DUDE? HELL NO!!
LIKE PAYING A LOT OF MONEY TO GO RACE, DUDE?! FOR F*&#ING RUNNING?! HELL NO!!!! BUT BANANA BREAD?! AT F*&#ING FINISH, DUDE?! HELL YEAH!!!!!! HELL YEAH, BRO!!!! HELL YEAH!! BANANA BREAD, BRO, AT THE F*&#ING FINISH, DUDE!!!! HELL YEAH!!