My dick in a box (of chocolates)!

๐Ÿ’• Hey girl ๐Ÿ’•
I got somethin’ real important to give you.
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside it’s my dick
๐Ÿ† in a box!
(of chocolates)

It’s my dick in a box (of chocolates)!
My dick in a box babe (of chocolates) !
It’s my dick in a box (of chocolates) !
Ooh, my dick in a box girl (of chocolates)!

Christmas: dick in a box!
Hanukkah: dick in a box!
Kwanzaa: a dick in a box!

๐Ÿ’• Valentine’s Day: dick in a box! ๐Ÿ’•

Every single holiday a dick in a box!

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It’s easy to do just follow these steps:

1: โœ‚ cut a hole in a box

2: put your junk ๐Ÿ† in that box!

3: ๐Ÿ˜ฎ make her open the box

And that’s the way you do it! Warning: it gets a bit messy!

9 Comments

  1. NerdDiva

    LOL every box I open from here on out is going to be a disappointment now…. unless I really get a Dick ina Box… chocolate optional… actually, chocolate might get in the way of what I intend to devour!

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