💕 Hey girl 💕
I got somethin’ real important to give you.
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside it’s my dick 🍆 in a box!
(of chocolates)
It’s my dick in a box (of chocolates)!
My dick in a box babe (of chocolates) !
It’s my dick in a box (of chocolates) !
Ooh, my dick in a box girl (of chocolates)!
Christmas: dick in a box!
Hanukkah: dick in a box!
Kwanzaa: a dick in a box!
💕 Valentine’s Day: dick in a box! 💕
Every single holiday a dick in a box!
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It’s easy to do just follow these steps:
1: ✂ cut a hole in a box
2: put your junk 🍆 in that box!
3: 😮 make her open the box
And that’s the way you do it! Warning: it gets a bit messy!
That really made me smile. Thank you. I think maybe you will start a craze 😊
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Pfffft. 😛
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My only thought: Why not?
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This is BRILLIANT!!
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Oh, thanks!
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This made me giggle. I think that is the best kind of box of choccies
mollyx
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Kinda wish I got a dick in a box for Valentine’s Day… lol
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LOL every box I open from here on out is going to be a disappointment now…. unless I really get a Dick ina Box… chocolate optional… actually, chocolate might get in the way of what I intend to devour!
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Mmm you’d definitely will get the creme filling either way!
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