This is my favorite “don’t take my body too seriously” photo I’ve taken yet! I chuckle every time I look at it! I fully realize that male genitalia are rather silly-looking at best, but sometimes that silliness can be a good thing. I mean this pic is absolutely ridiculous with my half-chubby cock and balls flopped out little slots like a little pup sticking his snout over his paws out a car window! It’s a rare time I actually find the ridiculousness of my penis endearing!
I had no plans for this one, I was actually on a mission to check the giant cross off the Pieces of Jade Scavenger Hunt and ran across this box hunting blind standing just off the path in a pasture! Usually when I say I ran across something, I mean that literally as I’m usually out running to these locations with my little tripod sheathed across my back in my vest for kinky adventures. Always be prepared!
I snapped my phone in place and set it up on the nearest fence pole and stripped down to just my socks and shoes (sand burrs all over out there). It’s a rare luxury to find a location in the middle of nowhere with basically a nill chance of getting caught by anything but a cow and made sure to put the privacy to good use!
The box is a double and had two hard-weathered swivel desk chairs inside, but it’s meant for a sitting person, and at 6′ 4″ tall, I had to hunch over to get inside. The gun ports were just a bit over groin height which made positioning for this very awkward. But I tip-toed up, hunched over, thrust out, and was able to flop my cock out the holes in my best interpretation of my “gun” being locked and loaded! I’d been running several miles already, and it’s actually hard to get hard while running, tougher to get it up with the heart rate already up! Buy hey, it’s some extra cardio, right?
I used my trusty multiple exposure method again, and I’m actually pretty happy at how this one turned out! I hope you can get some amusement out of it like I do! As always, click the lips below to see more amusing, insightful, erotic and sexy photos from fantastic male and female bloggers!