This is my favorite “don’t take my body too seriously” photo I’ve taken yet! I chuckle every time I look at it! I fully realize that male genitalia are rather silly-looking at best, but sometimes that silliness can be a good thing. I mean this pic is absolutely ridiculous with my half-chubby cock and balls flopped out little slots like a little pup sticking his snout over his paws out a car window! It’s a rare time I actually find the ridiculousness of my penis endearing!
I had no plans for this one, I was actually on a mission to check the giant cross off the Pieces of Jade Scavenger Hunt and ran across this box hunting blind standing just off the path in a pasture! Usually when I say I ran across something, I mean that literally as I’m usually out running to these locations with my little tripod sheathed across my back in my vest for kinky adventures. Always be prepared!
I snapped my phone in place and set it up on the nearest fence pole and stripped down to just my socks and shoes (sand burrs all over out there). It’s a rare luxury to find a location in the middle of nowhere with basically a nill chance of getting caught by anything but a cow and made sure to put the privacy to good use!
The box is a double and had two hard-weathered swivel desk chairs inside, but it’s meant for a sitting person, and at 6′ 4″ tall, I had to hunch over to get inside. The gun ports were just a bit over groin height which made positioning for this very awkward. But I tip-toed up, hunched over, thrust out, and was able to flop my cock out the holes in my best interpretation of my “gun” being locked and loaded! I’d been running several miles already, and it’s actually hard to get hard while running, tougher to get it up with the heart rate already up! Buy hey, it’s some extra cardio, right?
I used my trusty multiple exposure method again, and I’m actually pretty happy at how this one turned out! I hope you can get some amusement out of it like I do! As always, click the lips below to see more amusing, insightful, erotic and sexy photos from fantastic male and female bloggers!
Ha! What a clever shot. Flags waving? Guns blazing? Well done
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Something like that 😉
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These are fucking great!!!
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Thanks so much!
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I love your multiple exposure images. They are so creative and fun. EXCELLENT!!
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I’m happy you like them!
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I love how creative you are with the multiple exposures (the photography AND the physical kind lol), it’s really original!
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Thanks ☺
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I adore these images. They make me run and chuckle. I almost want a timelapse with another you appearing in each frame.
Brilliant!
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I’m so glad, I’ll see what I can do!
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Very humourous clever images 😉
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Thanks!
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This is such a great image. I love that you don’t take it all too seriously but respect how much time and effort has gone into this picture too. Brilliant and well worth your hard work as the end result is great 🙂
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I’m so glad you like it!
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I love your… gun 😉
No serious, I really love how you do your pictures, how you include all the fun in it!
Rebel xox
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Thanks, that means a lot!
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Brilliant! Made me smile a lot 💕😁
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I’m glad!
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Too cute!
Very well done and gets me giggling
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Why, thank you!
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Just LOVE these . . . this is JUST the sort of use these buildings should ALWAYS be put to !!!
Xxx – K
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Thank you so much, I wonder if anybody else has been naughty in one of these, too!
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Truly excellent work!
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Thanks!
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So much fun. I think life would be very dull if we couldn’t have a giggle once in a while and your pics definitely help us do that. Keep up the good work x
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I’m very glad to hear it!
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This is such fun and very clever. At first glance I thought there was a crowd of you!
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Thank you!
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I love it so much. For the double exposure are you doing it in camera or taking multiple shots and layering them?
Mollyx
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Thanks! I take multiple shots on my phone, continuous 1 second shots usually. Then I use software paint.net for Windows (it’s free). Then I start with one exposure, add the next as a new layer, then just select and delete the area where I am on the previous layer. It’s actually fairly simple.
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I love this, it really made me giggle. Careful the local birds don’t try and catch your worm/snake!
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I didn’t think about that!
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Your photography skills are simply incredible. I absolutely love the humour you put into your shots x
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Thanks so much!
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It took me a minute to realize this is all one person wow i love this photo
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Thank you! I’m on a bit of a binge exploring this photography technique right now.
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Ha! Awesome. I’d try something similar but I think one of me is more than enough for most people. 🙂
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Thanks, but it’s fun, you should give it a go!
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Great photo.
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Thanks!
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