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  • Hasbro Mr. Dicktater™

    February 28, 2021 by

    In light of the recent backlash of our dropping of “Mr.” for our line of Potato Head toys, we at Hasbro are happy to announce a new addition to the Potato Head family specifically for grown-ass adults with a fetish for authoritarianism threatened by the gender identity of an inanimate plastic potato: Mr. Dicktater™! *Mustache… Read more

  • Dynamic Duo!

    February 1, 2021 by

    In the upcumming episode our chrome corseted heroine the Silver Seductress unites with that gilded man Goldmember to defeat the Puritan Prudes and end their reign of repressive super dickery! I’ve mesmerized them with my Metallic Mammaries, Goldmember! Good work, Silver Seductress! You’ve caught them with their pants down and this rumpus has nearly cum… Read more

  • Star Date

    January 19, 2021 by

    Written and directed by the Star of this date, The Lovely Braindrops! It’s always been a fantasy of mine to do a CFNM shoot, it was a dream come true! I hope you enjoy it as much as I did! Also, for the WW prompt, Memory Alpha is the library planet in Star Trek! Nerd… Read more

  • Boba Fettish: Bounty Hunt for Jabba the Slut

    January 18, 2021 by

    Greef Karga: Got a bounty for you, Boba Fettish. Looks like another of Jabba the Slut’s toys got sick of the buggering and decided to bugger off into the Dune Sea. Boba Fettish: Good for him, let the poor bastard go. Greef Karga: Look I don’t much like it either, but if you want your… Read more

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